What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
| Cat jokes
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
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A man is driving along in the Irish
| Car and train jokes
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well,
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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
| Snowman jokes
What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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Q: When is a strange dog
| Dog jokes
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
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Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.