What do you call a cat that has just
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
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Shortly after the birth
| Women jokes
Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of
| Car and train jokes
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher
| Business jokes
ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one
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Two wizards in a car
| Car and train jokes
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side street."
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end…”And lead us not into temptation”, she prayed, “but deliver us some e-mail, Amen.”