Q: What did the blonde think of the new
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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One day there were
| Dirty jokes
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam.
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old
| Old age jokes
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Q: Why did eighteen
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
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Q: Have you heard about the new
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, “Why do we have to learn this pointless information” “To save lives.” the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?” he persisted. “It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school,” replied the professor.