How did your mom know
| Face jokes
How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.
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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at
| Dead and dying jokes
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now
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Do you know a
| Gorilla jokes
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
| Banana jokes
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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What have men and spray paint in common?
| Dirty jokes
What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.
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Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight – and monkeyshines!