What do you call a vampire
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.
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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
| Criminal jokes
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as
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Why did the man take a pencil to
| Bed jokes
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !
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Why did the monster drink ten liters of
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof? Tired arms!