What did one amorous flea say to the other?
| Humor jokes
What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.
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On the first day
| Dirty jokes
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50." He continued, "Anyo
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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
| Bird jokes
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
| Salesmen jokes
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this ma
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What does it mean to come home to a man who'll
| Men jokes
What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house.
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Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.