What are the four food groups?
| Food jokes
What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
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What do builders use to make
| Internet jokes
What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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What's the definition of a school report?
| Letter jokes
What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
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First cannibal: I don't know
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?'
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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? ‘I feel abominable.