An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, b
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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
| Easter jokes
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and
| Rabbit jokes
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
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A henpecked husband was advised by a
| Marriage jokes
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "Fr
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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.