What kind of ants are very learned ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
| Birthday jokes
Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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A blind man walks into a store
| Blind jokes
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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A tourist is visiting New York City
| Travel and tourist jokes
A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk! He runs around and yells, "Hey, bud, this is my car!" "OK," th
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The bartender asks the guy
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby
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Boy: You’ve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it’s green and wrinkly.