Airman Jones was assigned
| Military jokes
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the re
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
| Money jokes
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while
| School jokes
Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !
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Why was Easter the aardvark's
| Aardvark jokes
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
| College jokes
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a
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What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !