One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's
| Dirty jokes
One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep. She came back later and said, "What's that furry stuff around your bird?" He replied that's "my nest." So he w
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Doctor, are you sure Im suffering
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus. "Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."
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How do heavy
| Internet jokes
How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.
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The second grader was in bed with a cold and
| Children jokes
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three,' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, “We have lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York.” A little later, the pilot announced, “A second engine failed, but we still have two left. However, it will take 10 hours to get to New York.” Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced, “A third engine had died. Never fear, because the plane can fly on a single engine. However, it will now take 18 hours to get to new York.” At this point, one passenger said, “Gee, I hope we don’t lose that last engine, or we’ll be up here forever!”