What do you get if you cross a jogger

Mum, is it true my baby sister came

| Baby jokes

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.

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Aches and

| Book title jokes

Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis'

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her

| Pig jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"

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How many Histrionic

| Mental health jokes

How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? "You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don't love me anymore!"

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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the

| Ethnic jokes

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy! "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby"? The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and s

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !