Why does the Hound of the
| Dog jokes
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
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What do gnomes fear
| Christmas jokes
What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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How do you spell a hated opponent with three
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
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Why do cows think cooks are mean?
| Cow jokes
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Policeman: Did you
| Criminal jokes
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !