Why don’t anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
Category: Ant jokes
Where do ants go to eat ?
Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
What do you call an ant from overseas
What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
What kind of ant is good at maths ?
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
What do you call a greedy ant ?
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
What medicine would you give an ill ant
What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
What do you call an ant who lives with your great
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
What is even bigger than an elephant ?
What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !