What do you call an ant who likes to be alone

All our pigs are learning karate.

| Pig jokes

All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

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Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a

| Bath jokes

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

| E-mail jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.

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Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

| Ethnic jokes

Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on

| Halloween jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !