Sharon: I'm so homesick.
| Humor jokes
Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.
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An armless man walked into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to
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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur
| Dinosaur jokes
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
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Two friends: - I heard that you have
| Humor jokes
Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?
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Where do baby ghosts go during the
| Ghost jokes
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
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All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don’t believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.