Why don’t vikings send e-mails?

Barber: And how

| Hair and bald jokes

Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!

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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take

| Political jokes

Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web

| Internet jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

| Christmas jokes

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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Returning from her vacation, the

| Marriage jokes

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then ?" "What and ruin my vacation ?" s

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Why don’t vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.