Two storks are

What happened to the lizard in the

| Various animal jokes

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

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Why do artists never win when they play

| Sport jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !

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What type of wind is named after a young

| Weather jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

| Bath jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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Who wins most of the medals for bravery in

| Burger jokes

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!

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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.” The next night, it’s father’s turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying, “Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he’s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.” A few days later, the stork’s parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he’s been all night. The baby stork says, “No where. Just scaring the hell out of college students!”