MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your

Mother: Does your teacher like you ?

| School jokes

Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !

All the fraternity brothers left the

| College jokes

All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?" "No," said the burglar. "That's funn

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Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare

| Waiter jokes

Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

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