The new office-boy came
| Telephone jokes
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
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Is it true the pigs went over
| Pig jokes
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.
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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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A rabbit's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
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Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her
| Old age jokes
Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll
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Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the cloth, and then smiled and said, “There is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please come back in a week to take your suit.” After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw the tailor’s son wearing trousers made of the same cloth. Perplexed, he asked, “Just how could you make a full suit for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor could not make a suit only?” “It’s very simple,” replied the tailor, “The other tailor has two sons.”