Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her

What gas do snails prefer?

| Various animal jokes

What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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So this trumpet player dies. When he

| Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Mingus' and a pianist named 'Monk', and any day now we expect this 'Blakey' guy to show up with his drums. "Wow!

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After hearing that one of the patients

| Mental health jokes

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're r

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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your

| Vampire jokes

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

| Bed jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll