What do you get if you cross a computer with a
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
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Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
| Marriage jokes
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'
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What's the definition of unlikely?
| Accountant jokes
What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!.
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the
| Dead and dying jokes
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !
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How come the giant Ape climbed up
| Gorilla jokes
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
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