Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
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One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
| Blonde jokes
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes "What the hell is she doing?" An hour l
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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown
| Political jokes
A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?" "What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States
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Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
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What did the envelope say to the
| Letter jokes
What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."
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A rabbit’s favourite Christmas song? ‘Lettuce with a gladsome mind’