Which two names figure prominently in every
| Gorilla jokes
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!
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Why is an engaged girl like a
| Telephone jokes
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
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A man leaves a bar,
| Police jokes
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machin
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Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
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What do you get if you cross a pig and a
| Telephone jokes
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !
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How are UFO’s related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!