Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
| Bird jokes
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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What do you call a show full
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !
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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
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The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a
| Religious jokes
The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices a fancy shmancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers. "What's that phone for?" he asks. "It's my direct line to the Lord!" the Pope replies. The Rabbi is doubtful, but the Pope insists that he tries it out
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The new office-boy came into his boss’s office and said, “I think you’re wanted on the phone, sir.” “What d’you mean, you think?” demanded the boss. “Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said ‘is that you, you old fool?”