What happened when the monster stole a bottle

Two women, who are dog owners,

| Dog jokes

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.

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What are the spots on black-and-white

| Cow jokes

What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines

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Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?

| Cow jokes

Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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The young Southern belle came to the hospital

| Humor jokes

The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor. "Nope," she replied, "But ah've been ultra-violated."

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I was in the zoo last week.

| Zoo jokes

I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.