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Is chicken soup good for

| Bird jokes

Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !

| Pig jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark

| Accountant jokes

What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!