Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower

How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to

| Lawyer jokes

How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."

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Can you spell eighty in two

| Spelling jokes

Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.

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Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire

| Firefighter jokes

Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of course!

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YO momma so fat that they had to install

| Yo momma jokes

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his

| E-mail jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner’s neighbors don’t mind if you don’t return the sax when you borrow it.