Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
Author: BeFunnyNow.com
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour.
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
Is it true the pigs went over
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story’s just a lot of hogwash.
Why did the farmer call his
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it’s covered with horsehide!
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
What did the young witch say to her mother
What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
On her annual visit to another planet,
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. “I hope this spaceship doesn’t travel faster than sound. “Why?” replies the cabin steward. “Because my friend and I want to talk, that’s why.”
What could you do if you were on a
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten
On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is – flowers!” “That’s right!” said the boy, “but how did you know?” “Just a wild guess,” she said. The next pupil was the candy store owner’s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is – a box of candy!” “That’s right! But how did you know?” asked the girl. “Just a lucky guess,” said the teacher. The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. “Is it wine?” she asked. “No,” the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. “Is it champagne?” she asked. “No,” the boy replied. The teacher then said, “I give up, what is it?” The boy replied, “A puppy!”