Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. '
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Why do you need a driver's licence to
| Answer me this jokes
Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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On
| Religious jokes
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said, "What's a four -letter word ending in "unt" which means "woman"? The bishop said, "Did you try "aunt"? The Pope said, "Mmmm. Do you have an era
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On the way to
| Children jokes
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May
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Why did the dog's owner think his dog
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
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Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver.