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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,

| Christmas jokes

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.

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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew

| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another

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The doctor comes to see his heart

| Accountant jokes

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart." The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?" "One was a teacher and the other was an accountant." "I'll take the accountant

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What is a baby elephant after he is five

| Elephant jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

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I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!