What goes into the mouth of a quarter
| Horse jokes
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
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A policeman came upon a super-salesman about
| Salesmen jokes
A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!" The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and Clinton politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumpe
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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
| Bus jokes
What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.
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Why does Father Christmas like to work in
| Christmas jokes
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
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Why did the angel lose her job?
| Heaven and hell jokes
Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.
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How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.