This is the story of four
| Business jokes
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody cou
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What's the difference between a rooster and a
| Dirty jokes
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
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Manager: Twenty
| Sport jokes
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
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Why did God invent shopping carts?
| Women jokes
Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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Two fleas where running across the top of a
| Insect jokes
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see? “Well, I see thousands of stars.” “And what does that mean to you?” “Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?” “To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.”