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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered

| Zoo jokes

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. "So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Jordan replied.

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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

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Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to

| Children jokes

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"

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What do vampires have at eleven

| Vampire jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.

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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8

| Marriage jokes

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.