Two men are having an awfully slow round
| Marriage jokes
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said,
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A monster and a zombie went
| Dead and dying jokes
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
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A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
| Military jokes
A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers. "Does that mean I'm me
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to
| Computer jokes
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
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A man observed a woman in the grocery store
| Parent jokes
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half o
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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !