A monster goes to a petrol station and

What does Father Christmas call his money

| Christmas jokes

What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?'

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First Caribou:

| Insect jokes

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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A guy walks into a bar and

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a 3x5 note card and writes on it, "I SPIT

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A man really

| Marriage jokes

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living to

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A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!