Definition of Divorce: The future tense of

What does a snowman eat for dinner?

| Snowman jokes

What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

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What do you get if you stuff your computer's

| Computer jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

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A circus owner

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $1

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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal

| Ethnic jokes

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border P

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Doctor, doctor, I

| Computer jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.

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Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.