A guy runs out of a Las

A couple have not

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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a bir

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What type of people do vampires like?

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What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

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Q: What's the difference between trumpet

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Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

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Q: How many French

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Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.

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What's the fastest cake in the world?

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What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

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A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, “Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident.” The stranger says, “If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?” The guy replies, “Oh, I’ve got gambling money.”