Cigar in the Mouth
| Vietnamese
An American GI was fighting in Vietnam. One day he received 2 letters from home, one letter comes from his mom asking for his picture, one letter comes from his girl friend also asking for his picture. He had only 1 picture that he took at a beach standing naked. He didn't know what to do so he deci
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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate
| Dog jokes
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
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Have you seen www.busfull.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.
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Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. “Every time we make love,” she said, “I get splinters.” So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. “Sandpaper,” said the carpenter. “That’s what you need.” So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. “How are you getting on with the girls now?” he asked. “Who needs girls?” said Pinocchio.