What kind of car drives over

What could you do if you were on a

| Food jokes

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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How do you start an insect race ?

| Insect jokes

How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go

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Honey, said this

| Marriage jokes

Honey, said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor

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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

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Q: What directions did the

| Ghost jokes

Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.