What do you call a crate of
| Bird jokes
What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !
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Producer: Would you call your leading
| Movie and TV jokes
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.
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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!
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What is the witches motto ?
| Witch jokes
What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
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While driving down the
| Police jokes
While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All of a sudden he spun his car around and sped back tow
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, “I’m a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We’re here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?” The owner replies, “I don’t have an opinion. I’m a chartered accountant.”