One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
| Ethnic jokes
One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. "God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess
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How do you raise a baby elephant ?
| Elephant jokes
How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !
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If an elephant is the
| Pig jokes
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
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Men are like pillows.
| Men jokes
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and
| Dirty jokes
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
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How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea – go