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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose

| Bicycle jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

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How do you make a rabbit stew?

| Rabbit jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde

| Blonde jokes

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up a

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?

| Blind jokes

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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The seven-year old girl told her mom,

| Doctor and nurse jokes

The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

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This little computer, said the sales clerk, “will do half of your job for you.” Studying the machine, the senior VP said, “Fine, I’ll take two.”