Can you spell soft and slow with two

Why did the bald man put a rabbit

| Hair and bald jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

| School jokes

Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?

| Humor jokes

Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

| Dog jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

| Political jokes

If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!

Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.