Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged for such a long time!
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Where is everyone beautiful?
Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
Is lunch the favorite
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it’s theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
Why did the horse go behind the
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
What do you call an ant in space ?
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
What did the witch say to
What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!
Mr Monster:
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I’ve only got three pairs of hands.
If there were no food left, what could people
If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
A man is walking down the street one day when
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?” The boy replies, “Now we run!”