The Pope took a philosophy professor (an
| Religious jokes
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to t
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When is a birthday cake like a golf
| Birthday jokes
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
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Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
| Vampire jokes
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
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Mother: Jared, get your little
| Brother and sister jokes
Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!
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Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged for such a long time!