Mum, does God use the

How does a baby ghost cry?

| Baby jokes

How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

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Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing

| Religious jokes

Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

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Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a

| Gorilla jokes

Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies

| Money jokes

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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What happened when the girl dressed as a

| Halloween jokes

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

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Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’