Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
| Computer jokes
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
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What's grey and never needs ironing ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
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What's the difference between an American
| College jokes
What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !
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The auditors have just left,
| Accountant jokes
The auditors have just left, sir. "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "What did they say?" "They want 15% to keep quiet."
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Juggler, driving to his next
| Police jokes
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and sa
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Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!