What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
| Burger jokes
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!
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Seriously, when the crooked
| Burger jokes
Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!
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As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically
| Religious jokes
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a
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Tom was so excited about his promotion to
| Business jokes
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!". "Re
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For two solid hours, the lady
| Parent jokes
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've do
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Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didn’t. One day his neighbor Nibley could stand no more. “Do you realize,” asked Nibley, “that you and I know all there is to be known?” “Do you really think so?” said Chaffee. “How do you figure that?” “Easy,” answered Nibley. “You know everything except that you’re a damn idiot. And I know that!”