Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
| Fishing jokes
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
| Dog jokes
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior po
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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you
| Cannibal jokes
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
| Blonde jokes
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
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A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?” The boy replies, “Now we run!”